Project Plan: Renovating the Bureaucratic Nightmare
Our team of experts has been tasked with renovating the most inefficient office building in the city. Our goal is to create a space that's as functional as it is miserable.
- Phase 1: Tear down all existing cubicles and replace with identical, grey cubicles that will make employees feel like robots.
- Phase 2: Install a coffee machine that dispenses only decaf coffee, because who needs actual productivity?
- Phase 3: Replace all windows with mirrored glass to ensure maximum glare and minimum natural light.
- Phase 4: Introduce a "flexible" work-from-home policy, because who needs a social contract, anyway?
Phase 5: Add a "motivational" wall with quotes from our fearless leader
"The only way to get ahead is to go back!"