Paradoxical Decision Making: Where Logic Goes to Die

Welcome to the Paradox of Decision Making, where our experts will guide you through the art of making choices that defy all reason and logic. Our team of certified, highly-trained professionals will walk you through the process of choosing the most counterintuitive options possible.

Our Expertise:

We specialize in:

• Ignoring the facts.
• Overthinking the obvious.
• Cherry-picking information to support our preconceived notions.
• Diverting attention away from the real issues.
• Deliberately making things more complicated than they need to be.

We have a proven track record of making questionable decisions that will leave you scratching your head.

Some of our notable successes include:

• The time we decided that 2+2= 5.
• The great "Red Sky is Actually Blue" scandal of 2018.
• The infamous "I'm not drunk, I just have a medical condition" incident.

Want to learn more about our expertise? Visit our Paradoxical Logic page for more information.

Or, if you're feeling particularly adventurous, try our Six-Word Storytelling page for an exercise in illogical creativity.

Consult Our Experts (at Your Own Risk)

Or, if you'd rather not, you can just Just Go Away.