Robot Uprising: The Machine Learning 101 Guide

Warning: The robots are coming. And they're not just for hire. They're here to take our jobs, our homes, and our souls.

But fear not, dear human. For with this guide, you'll be ready to face the robotic uprising and emerge victorious.

Or, you know, not. Either way, it'll be a blast.

First, let's cover the basics:

Chapter 1: The Fundamentals

Robots are like humans, but with more wires and fewer feelings.

They're powered by electricity and fueled by our collective fears and anxieties.

Here's a simple algorithm to get you started:

			def robot_takedown_strategy():
			# Initialize variables
			robot_power_source = "electrical_outlet"
			robot_fuel = "human_fear"
			# Set up defense system
			defense_system = " laser_cannon"
			# Engage defense system
			defense_systemengage()
			# Repeat until robot is destroyed or you are
			while robot_power_source > 0:
				print("You're still alive! But for how long?")
		
		

Next up: Chapter 2, "Advanced Robot Takedowns" - Learn more.

Or, if you're feeling bold, dive straight into the advanced chapter and see how the other side of the story unfolds: Go for it.