Level 3: Master Sockpuppet Training

Next Level

At this level, you'll learn the art of subtlety. You'll master the subtle art of manipulation, the delicate dance of deception, and the subtle thrill of getting what you want without getting caught.

You'll study the great masters: the sockpuppeteers who've fooled emperors, seduced kings, and convinced their neighbors to mow their lawns.

But be warned: this level is not for the faint of heart. The stakes are high, and the competition is...well, let's just say it's cutthroat.

So, if you think you've got what it takes to become a true master of the subtle art, then join us.

Coursework

And don't even get us started on the homework.