Mouse Napping Safety Guidelines

Warning: Mouse napping is a serious issue that can result in lost productivity, shredded papers, and existential dread.

Identifying the Signs of a Mouse Napping

Look for these telltale signs:

• Unexplained disappearance of cheese from the break room
• Frequent visits to the supply closet
• Unusual patterns of shredded paper in the trash

Protective Measures

To safeguard against mouse napping, follow these guidelines:

1. Keep all snacks and cheese in secure, tamper-proof containers
2. Maintain a 4:1 ratio of laser pointers to mice
3. Install a motion-activated, ultrasonic mouse-deterrent system

For more information, see our Mouse Napping Safety Appendix

Or, for a more in-depth look at the psychology behind mouse napping, visit Understanding the Mouse Napping Mindset