ACKNOWLEDGMENT OF TELEPATHIC CONTACT
We, the undersigned, acknowledge that our telepathic connection is real, but also kind of a mess.
We have been contacted by our telepathic overlords, who demand that we agree to the following terms:
- Our thoughts will not be used for evil purposes, such as controlling world events or making us eat more Cheetos.
- We will not attempt to read each other's minds without explicit permission (except on Tuesdays).
- We will not use our telepathic powers to communicate with our enemies, except for the occasional prank call to our in-laws.
- We will not try to hack into the mainframe, but we might just browse through the fridge to see what's for lunch.
By signing below, we acknowledge that our telepathic contact is real, but also kind of a hassle.
Sign below to confirm your agreement to these terms.