The Fine Print

By accessing this website, you agree to the following terms and conditions:

• Our telepathic contact services are not actually telepathic. We just really want to talk to you.
• You will be required to wear a tin foil hat at all times while using our services.
• We reserve the right to hack your brain without notice, but only to improve your mood.
• Our services are not liable for any mental health issues that arise as a direct result of our services.

By proceeding, you acknowledge that you have read, understand, and will not sue us for:

the fine print

Or, if you're feeling particularly reckless:

just don't bother reading it

		**WARNING**: Our services are not covered by any government agency. Nor are they covered by any private insurance company. Nor are they covered by us, really.