Telepathic Contact

Welcome, fellow minds! We're glad you asked for our telepathic services. Please be aware that our brain hacking techniques are highly addictive and may lead to spontaneous combustion, existential dread, or an intense desire to watch reruns of "The Great British Baking Show".

Our team of expert telepaths is ready to probe your mind, uncover your deepest fears, and implant our patented brand of psychological warfare.

Services

• PSI Attacks - Because who needs personal space, anyway?
• PSI Mind Control - We'll make you do our bidding (or will we?).
• PSI Telepathy - Because who needs a social life, anyway?
• PSI Seduction - We'll make you fall in love with us, or so we hope.

Don't say we didn't warn you...

Terms of Service: By requesting our services, you agree to our terms, which include, but are not limited to:

1. We reserve the right to hack your brain at any time.
2. You will never be able to watch "The Great British Baking Show" again without us.

By clicking "I Agree", you're basically signing away your soul. Or something like that.

Or just leave. We won't mind.