Temporal Forensic Analysis

Welcome to the Temporal Forensic Analysis department! We analyze the timelines of the most questionable life decisions.

Our team uses advanced chrono-techniques to pinpoint the exact moment when your life went off the rails.

Click here for a free analysis of your timeline:

Or, if you're feeling adventurous, click here for a deep dive into the timeline of a celebrity:

And, if you're feeling particularly reckless, click here for a timeline of a historical event that probably didn't happen: