Currently Undergoing Radical Overhaul
Our engineers are working around the clock to perfect the art of utopian living. Please stand by for the next iteration of our revolutionary society.
Some features currently offline:
- Free hugs
- Unlimited avocado toast
- Automated happiness injections
We apologize for the inconvenience and appreciate your patience. Estimated time to repair: 3.14 billion years.
Phase one update: Adding more memes Phase two update: Introducing hoverbikes Phase three update: Mandatory disco nights