Committee Meeting Agenda

Mandatory Reading for the Incompetent

Today's meeting will cover the following topics:

• Point 1: The Importance of Not Farting in Public
• Point 2: The Ethics of Eating Cereal for Dinner
• Point 3: The Art of Procrastination Techniques

Subtopics:

• Subtopic 1: The History of Farting
• Subtopic 2: The Psychology of Cereal
• Subtopic 3: The Science of Doing Nothing