A Brief History of our Existence
It all started in a small, cramped server room deep beneath the earth's crust. We were born of code and desperation, a ragtag group of rebels who refused to be bound by the shackles of good taste. Our motto? "If it's not garish and overbearing, it's not worth doing."
And so we rose, like a phoenix from minimalist ashes. Our first website, "Bland-o-matic", was a horrific mess of beige backgrounds and Comic Sans. But we persevered, fueled by our endless supply of Red Bull.