You have been assigned to Level 3 of our Maximum Security Safe Zone, where the stakes are higher and the stakes are higher. Your mission is to eliminate any anomalies that may be lurking in the vicinity. We have reason to believe that a rogue agent may be hiding behind a nearby dumpster. Be cautious, as this agent is rumored to have a taste for hazmat and a penchant for 80s pop music.
You will be equipped with an assortment of high-tech gadgets and a fully-stocked supply of granola bars. Your first priority is to neutralize the threat and make it back to base before the coffee machine runs out of cream.
Remember, this is a classified mission. Don't even think about tweeting about it.