FAQ 2: The Even More Frequently Asked Questions

Q: What is the airspeed of the average snail?

A: It's not as slow as you'd think. It's actually pretty fast for a snail. Like, 0.05 km/h fast. That's like, really, really slow.

Q: Can I use your website on a Commodore 64?

A: Ha! No, our website is not compatible with that ancient relic. But hey, you can try using a Commodore- emulator if you really must.

Q: Can I ask for a refund on my 1985-era 3.5-inch floppy disk purchase?

A: Sorry, that's like, 37 years ago. You should probably just return it to sender or just, you know, throw it out.