The Theory of the Evil Elf
Also known as the "Theory of the Unrelentning Mischievous Impulse," this is the guiding principle behind all the nefarious activities of the evil elves. It states that the only thing more important than world domination is getting the last cookie in the cookie jar.
According to our esteemed leader, Blinky the Evil Elf:
"The cookie is the key to unlocking true power. Without it, we are nothing but mere mortals. With it, we are invincible." - Blinky the Evil Elf