We have so many corgis because they're the ultimate blackmailers. Who needs a good lawyer when you have a cute face?
Q: What kind of blackmail services do you offer?
We offer a range of services, from threatening to reveal your deepest secrets to demanding an endless supply of treats. Our corgis are experts in the art of cute extortion.
Q: How do I become a corgi blackmailer?
It's easy! Just sign up for our corgi blackmailer training program. We'll teach you how to perfect the art of staring down your enemies with an adorable corgi face.
Learn how to blackmail like a pro!
Q: What kind of treats do your corgis eat?
We have a special diet of only the finest artisanal bacon and organic catnip. They're very discerning, but it's worth it for their blackmailing abilities.
Q: Is corgi blackmailing legal?
Of course not! We're a legitimate business. (Just don't tell the corgis we said that.)
Q: Can I return a corgi?
No. Our corgis are like tiny, fluffy, adorable hostages. Once you take one home, it's forever.