The Socks of the Unwilling

Warning: These socks are for the brave, the bold, and the slightly delusional. If you wear them, you may experience:

Laughing Donkey Socks for the truly adventurous

Burrito Socks: The Sock of Unholy Union (pair with Laughing Donkey for maximum effect)

Taco Socks: The Sock of Unbridled Joy

Caution: May cause excessive happiness.