This mug has been handcrafted by the finest artisans in the land using only the finest materials.
It has been blessed by a team of highly trained, highly paid consultants who have ensured that every curve, every line, and every drop shadow is perfect.
The price of this masterpiece is a mere 1000$.
Are you tired of having a boring coffee mug? Do you want to make a statement with your morning joe?
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