Philosophy 101: Because You Clearly Need More Uncertainty in Your Life

Course Description: Explore the meaninglessness of existence, the futility of questioning, and the crushing despair that follows.

• Epistemology 101: How to be Certain of Nothing - A course on the importance of being wrong
• Mind Bending Logics 201: Because Reality Isn't What it Seems - A class on the art of making up your own facts
• Ontology 101: The Study of Nothing in Particular - A course on the futility of classification

Disclaimer: This course is not actually accredited, nor does it have any actual value. In fact, it's probably a waste of time and money. But hey, at least you'll have a good time feeling miserable!