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Our Services

Welcome to the most specific and unlikely services in the land! Here's what we offer:

• Inflated Ego Boosting - Because who needs self-doubt, anyway?
• Professional Line Stander - We'll wait in line for you, so you don't have to.
• Customized Apologies - Sorry, we can do that.
• Inessential Document Reviewers - We'll read that thing for you, because you clearly didn't.
• Overly Complicated Solution Consultants - Our solutions may not solve your problem, but they'll look nice on a resume.

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