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Where the only thing more abundant than desperation is inventory

Main Products

Tactical Laser-Pointed Umbrella

Protect yourself from the harsh sun and marauding gangs with our top-of-the-line umbrella. Only $20!

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Survivalist's Guide to Basic Hygiene

A comprehensive guide to washing your hands, brushing your teeth, and using a toilet in a world gone mad. Only $15!

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Post-Apocalyptic Selfie Camera

Capture the beauty of the ruins with our rugged, waterproof camera. Only $30!

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