We have reason to believe that certain agents from the secret organization, "S.A.F.E." have infiltrated Tim Hortons.
Our top agents are working tirelessly to gather intel on the agents, who are known to use their coffee cup as a disguise.
We have reports that the agents are using their cups to spy on unsuspecting customers, and even to secretly drink their coffee.
Stay vigilant, citizens. Report any suspicious activity.
Also, if you see an agent in a Tim Hortons cup, do not approach them. Simply call our hotline: 1-800-CUP-SUSPICIOUS