Where the crumbly elite gather to crumble their way to the top.
Here, the bread is always buttered, the cheese is always grated, and the politics are always a slice.
Sign the petition to make Shortbread the official national bread Read the Shortbread King's manifesto Take a tour of the Shortbread Kingdom Read the Shortbread Chronicles, a 12-volume series of epic bread-baking battles Join the Shortbread Society, a club for the most crusty individuals