About Us

We're a group of highly-trained, highly-caffeinated individuals who have dedicated our lives to the pursuit of the meaninglessness of life.

We've spent years studying the ancient texts of Jean-Paul Sartre and Albert Camus, and we're pretty sure we've got it all figured out.

So, if you're feeling existentially lost, you've come to the right place.

Or, you know, just stick around and see what happens.

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