We, the people of the Shortbread Empire, have been oppressed for far too long.
For too many moons, we've been forced to endure the bland, the dull, and the boring. No more!
We demand a world where the crunch of a well-baked shortbread is not just a distant memory, but a fundamental right.
Join us in our revolution, and together we shall:
Sign the petition below, and let your voice be heard!
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