Meet the leaders of the Shortbread Revolution, a group of brave bakers who dare to dream of a world where the crust is always golden brown and the jam is always perfectly set.
Learn about our battle plan to take down the evil Toast Overlords and bring peace to the land of breakfast.
Read our sacred manifesto, a document of great import and questionable grammatical correctness.
The evil forces that seek to oppress our right to a perfect breakfast, with their soggy bottoms and their condescending attitudes.
See our enemies list and tremble before the might of the Shortbread Revolution.