Presented to:
Zorvath, the shoulder pad enthusiast who wore 17 pads at once to a fancy dinner party and single-handedly revived the 80s fashion trend of shoulder pad overkill.
Other notable winners include:
Shoulder Pad Store, where the staff has an unwritten rule that every employee must wear at least 5 shoulder pads at all times.
The Shoulderpads Award Museum, a collection of the most egregious, the most daring, and the most utterly confusing uses of shoulder pads in recorded history.