Welcome, seeker of the unknown, to the realm of Prophet Xeridia, where the air is thick with the stench of unmet expectations and the ground is littered with the discarded dreams of the ambitious.
Here, you'll find answers to the most pressing questions of the universe:
And, of course, the most pressing question of all:
What happens when you finally realize you've been walking around in circles the whole time?
Or, you know, just go back to the home page and stare at the wall. That's usually a good use of your time.