Sighs of the Circus - Side Shows

The Tired Juggler

Watch in awe as our juggling act, 'The Tired Juggler', attempts to juggle three balls while complaining about the cost of living and how it's all just so much work.

The Fire-Breathing Chicken

Our resident Fire-Breathing Chicken, Cluck Norris, will make you laugh with his hilarious impressions of a real fire-breathing chicken, but don't worry, it's all just for show.

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The Tired Juggler

Watch in awe as our juggling act, 'The Tired Juggler', attempts to juggle three balls while complaining about the cost of living and how it's all just so much work.

Learn more about The Tired Juggler

The Fire-Breathing Chicken

Our resident Fire-Breathing Chicken, Cluck Norris, will make you laugh with his hilarious impressions of a real fire-breathing chicken, but don't worry, it's all just for show.

See Cluck Norris in action

The Sad Tromboner

Our trombonist friend, Balthazar McTromboneface, plays a soulful tune while secretly wondering if anyone will ever love him for who he really is: a sad, trombone-playing, lonely soul.

Listen to Balthazar's sad trombone

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The Overly-Shy Acrobat

Our acrobat, Bertram the Bold, performs a series of daring stunts while secretly wondering if anyone will even notice if he's not there.

Watch Bertram in action

The Disgruntled Strongman

Our strongman, Reginald P. Bottomsworth, lifts heavy things while grumbling about how he's not being paid enough for all the heavy lifting he's doing.

See Reginald in action

The Uncoordinated Unicycle

Our unicyclist, Balthazar 'Bal' McTromboneface, rides his unicycle while simultaneously trying to ride his horse while eating a sandwich.

Watch Bal ride his unicycle