1. The animals aren't helping. 2. Our act is just too long. 3. They stole our snack time. 4. The acrobats are being annoying. 5. Our sequins are fading. 6. The klansman is being klutzy.
And that's just the beginning. If you're still reading this, you're probably a clown who just can't get a break.
Maybe you need some laughing gas attacks to clear your head?
Or, you know, just a quiet room to collect yourself?