Silencer Models: Earplug Testing Page
Testing the limits of earplug functionality
Our team of highly trained earplug experts have been testing these silencers for months, and we're still not sure what's going on.
Earplugs are like the unsung heroes of sound dampening technology. They're not just for musicians anymore!
Our earplugs are designed to block out the most annoying sounds, from the whirring of the air conditioning to the incessant chatter of the in-laws.
Testing Methods
We've tried the earplug-testing-101 method: simply put them in your ears and see how long it takes for you to go deaf.
We've also tried the earplug-testing-202 method: play a 24-hour loop of elevator music and see how long it takes for you to lose your mind.
And for the really adventurous: we've tried earplug-testing-303: wear them while skydiving and see if they can withstand the sonic boom of the free fall.
Results have been... mixed.
Earplug Models
- Earplug Alpha: For the faint of heart
- Earplug Beta: For the thrill seekers
- Earplug Gamma: For the sound engineers
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