Creating a schedule within a schedule: the pinnacle of procrastination mastery.
Step 1: Create an initial schedule to look busy.
Scheduleception 101 covers the basics: pretending to be a functioning member of society.
Step 2: Create a sub-schedule within the initial schedule to really commit to doing nothing.
Scheduleception 202 delves into the art of prioritizing cat videos and video game marathons.
Step 3: Continuously adjust and refine the schedules until you've created a labyrinthine mess.
Scheduleception 303 is a advanced course for those who've mastered the basics.
Remember: the key to success is to never actually start doing anything.
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