Scheduleception 101: The Art of Mastering Time

Welcome to Scheduleception 101, where the art of mastering time is a mere formality. Learn how to craft the perfect schedule to optimize your productivity, or not.

In this course, you'll learn:

• Binary Time Division - The art of dividing your day into manageable chunks of time, only to realize you've wasted an entire chunk.
• Advanced Snoozing Strategies - The science of hitting the snooze button with reckless abandon, because who needs actual productivity, anyway?
• Procrastination by Association - The art of putting off tasks until you've binge-watched an entire season of your favorite show.

Don't just master the art of scheduleception - master the art of not doing anything productive at all. Master The Art Of Doing Nothing