Q: What's the point of social interaction?
A: It's all just noise and chaos, friend. Why bother? Stay in your cozy bunker.
Q: But what about love?
A: Ha! Love is just a euphemism for "someone else's problem". Don't get too attached.
Q: How do I survive on just ramen noodles?
See Ramen Survival Guide for more information.
Q: What about my cat?
A: Feed it. Ignore it. It won't judge you for your life choices.
Q: Can I still get Amazon Prime on my bunker's satellite internet?
Sorry, buddy. We're not affiliated with Amazon. But we do have a Bunker Hacks page with some sweet DIY satellite dish instructions.