Welcome to the Quadrangle of Despair, where the skies are always gray and the Wi-Fi is slow.
You've stumbled upon our stats page, where we proudly display our dismal performance metrics.
Our server's average response time: 1.2 seconds
Our average user satisfaction rating: -3/10
Number of bugs: 427
Number of users who have left in disgust: 42
Our server's favorite hobby: Procrastination