Simulator Stats: Love Quadrangle Pessimism Bug Report
Warning: The Love Quadrangle is experiencing a critical bug. It has been 4 hours, 32 minutes, and 17 seconds since the last successful love match. Users are reporting feelings of existential dread and despair.
Current Bug Status:
- Bug Type: Love Quadrangle Pessimism Bug
- Bug ID: LQP-001
- Severity: Critical
Affected Users:
Steps to Reproduce:
- Enter a love interest's phone number into the simulator.
- Wait 4 hours, 32 minutes, and 17 seconds.
- Experience existential dread and despair.
Workarounds:
- Try using the "Force Quit" feature.
- Call a professional therapist.