Simulator Stats: Love Quadrangle Pessimism Bug Report

Warning: The Love Quadrangle is experiencing a critical bug. It has been 4 hours, 32 minutes, and 17 seconds since the last successful love match. Users are reporting feelings of existential dread and despair.

Current Bug Status:

Affected Users:

Steps to Reproduce:

  1. Enter a love interest's phone number into the simulator.
  2. Wait 4 hours, 32 minutes, and 17 seconds.
  3. Experience existential dread and despair.

Workarounds:

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