Why Insomniac Interventions?

Are you tired of waking up feeling like the undead? Do you find yourself wandering the empty halls of your home, searching for the meaning of life while simultaneously searching for your next energy drink fix?

We offer bespoke sleep hacking solutions to help you regain your humanity. Our team of highly trained Insomniac Interveners will work with you to identify and address the root causes of your sleeplessness.

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Quantum Caffeination

Our patented Quantum Caffeination technique involves harnessing the power of quantum entanglement to create a localized energy field that amplifies your caffeine intake, allowing you to function on minimal sleep.

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