Why To Stay Awake

Because sleep is for amateurs

Are you tired of being a morning person? Do you want to join the exclusive club of people who stay up past midnight, binge-watching cat videos and eating cereal for dinner? Welcome to Why To Stay Awake, the ultimate resource for those who refuse to surrender to the siren call of sleep.

Here's why you should stay up:

• More time for Netflix! You can finally catch up on all the shows you've been putting off for weeks.
• No alarm clocks to wake you up for work. Because, let's be real, who needs that kind of stress in their life?
• It's the perfect opportunity to perfect your procrastination skills. You can finally get that one thing done... eventually.
• And, let's not forget, the company of your cat is always better than the company of your family.

But wait, there's more! Visit our sister site, Why Not To Sleep, for the opposite perspective (just kidding, it's just more cat videos)

Disclaimer: We're not responsible for any lost productivity, increased eye strain, or spontaneous combustion. But hey, at least you'll have a good excuse for why you're always tired.