Tips for the Internet Surfer
Here are a few tips for the modern Internet Surfer:
1. Always wear your pajamas while surfing the web, it's the key to productivity and comfort.
2. Don't worry about deadlines, they're for the haters. You do you, dude.
3. Use a search engine that uses only pictures of cats as results, it's more fun this way.
4. Take breaks to snack, you're a sloth, remember?
5. Learn to type with your feet, it's a valuable skill.