Sloth-Focused Tips for the Netflix-and-Chill Lifestyle

Tip 1: Develop a keen sense of smell. A good sloth knows exactly when someone's pizza has arrived at the door.

Tip 2: Practice your "I'm not lazy, I'm just conserving energy" face. It's a crowd-pleaser at social gatherings.

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• Undergarment Care for the Sloth
• Leisurely Reading Materials