Undergarment Care for the Chronically Unmotivated

Listen, we get it. You're a sloth. You'd rather be sleeping in a hammock than doing laundry. But, come on, someone has to do the dirty work around here. Here are some tips:

• Only do laundry every 5 years.
• Don't bother with fabric softener. You're not going to wear anything that needs to feel soft.
• Use a 10-minute wash cycle. If it still doesn't get clean after that, you're probably out of luck.

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