Cookie Quest 2: Tips for the Modern Sloth
As a sloth, you're already experts in the art of doing nothing. But let's be real, who doesn't love cookies? Here are a few tips for maximizing your cookie intake:
- 1. Prioritize cookie accessibility. Always keep a stash within arm's reach.
- 2. Learn to recognize the signs of cookie withdrawal. Headaches, irritability, and an intense desire to take a nap.
- 3. Develop a cookie-themed playlist. Trust us, it'll help.
Don't forget to pair your cookies with a glass of cold milk for optimal snacking experience!
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