Sloth-Napping 101: Mastering the Art of Doing Nothing

Congratulations, you've stumbled upon the secret society of sloth-nappers! Here's the ultimate guide to achieving the perfect balance of productivity and leisure.

Lesson 1: The Art of Ignorance

Learn how to ignore the most pressing tasks with ease. Develop a keen sense of what's truly not worth doing, and what can be safely left for another day... or never.

Read on to discover more advanced sloth-napping techniques, like the infamous 'The Art of Ignoring It and It Will Go Away'.

Or, if you're feeling particularly adventurous, try:

Sloth-Napping 101: Sloth-Napping Experiments: Nap in Public

Or:

Sloth-Napping 101: Sloth-Napping Exercises: Lie in Bed