Sloth-napping 101: Playing Games on Your Phone

Welcome to Sloth-napping 101, where we teach you the art of playing games on your phone without ever having to leave your couch.

Lesson 1: Setting up your ideal sloth-napping environment

First things first, you're going to need a few essentials: a phone, a couch, and a bag of Cheetos. Don't worry about the calories, you'll need the energy for all that gaming.

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