The Four Tenets of Sloth-napping: 2a. Sloth-ifying the Landscape

Chapter 2a: Where the art of doing nothing meets the art of reshaping reality

Subsection 2a.1: The Principle of Inactional Sympathies

As a sloth-napper, one must learn to navigate the delicate balance between doing nothing and doing too much. The Principle of Inactional Sympathies dictates that one should be sympathetic to others' inaction, and not be swayed by their productivity and enthusiasm.

• Subpoint 2a.1.1: The Sloth-napper's Oath
• Subpoint 2a.1.2: The Art of Procrastination as a Form of Self-Care
• Subpoint 2a.1.3: Inactional Empathy: A Guide to Not Caring