The Four Tenets of Sloth-Napping
Tenet 4: Nap Ethics
The fourth and final tenet of Sloth-Napping, Nap Ethics, is the art of knowing when to nuke your naps.
It's a delicate balance between napping and not napping, a balance that requires a deep understanding of one's own napping rhythms.
Some say it's a matter of listening to your body, but we say it's a matter of listening to your stomach.
For in the words of the great Sloth-Napper, "A nap is not just a nap, it's a statement."
What is the ideal napping duration?
A sloth-napper must always question their own napping habits.
Are you napping too much or too little?