The Sloth-Napping Manifesto
By the great and powerful Sloth King, ruler of the couch, lord of the remote control, and sultan of the snooze button.
Article I: The Right to Indolence
- Every individual has the right to spend their days in the most comfortable position possible.
- Every individual has the right to prioritize their own needs, which shall not be infringed upon by external factors, such as alarm clocks, deadlines, or productivity expectations.
- Every individual has the right to dictate their own pace, which shall not be dictated by the whims of others.