The Sloth-Napping Manifesto

Chapter 12: The Art of Napping

For too long, the world has been run by the punctual and the driven. But we, the sloths, will not be silenced!

We will not be roused by the siren song of productivity and efficiency! For in our napping, we find true freedom.

So, join us, dear readers, in this sacred quest for the art of sloth-napping. Together, we shall nap, and the world shall be ours!

For more on the philosophy of sloth-napping, see:

Sloth-Napping as Ontology Sloth-Napping as a Way of Life

And for the more practical aspects of sloth-napping, see:

Sloth-Napping Techniques The Sloths' Toolbox
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