Or, "The Art of Doing Absolutely Nothing with Style."
Welcome, fellow sloths and sloatholics. You have stumbled upon the holy text of our beloved lifestyle.
For too long, the world has been trying to tell us that productivity is the key to success. But we know the truth: that success is merely a myth, a fleeting concept perpetuated by the fast-paced and the frenzied.
As sloths, we know that the key to happiness lies not in the doing, but in the not doing.
We shall not be bound by the shackles of deadlines and to-do lists. We shall not be held hostage by the tyranny of the clock.
No, we shall nap, we shall lounge, and we shall do it all with style.
So, join us in our revolution of sloth-napping.
Read on for more of our manifesto: