The Sloth Napping Philosophy: A Guide to Doing Nothing

By definition, a slobbery existence is a life of leisure, of ease, of unapologetic sloth. It is a state of being that is both envied and ridiculed, but ultimately, it is a way of life.

Our philosophy is based on the principles of minimal effort, maximum comfort, and a healthy disregard for productivity. We believe that the pursuit of happiness is not a marathon, but a nap.

Want to learn more about the history of sloth napping? Check out our Sloth Napping Through the Ages section.

Key Principles of Sloth Napping

• Do the absolute minimum.
• Conserve energy at all costs.
• Never leave your bed without a valid reason.
• Disregard the opinions of others.

Sloth Napping in Modern Times

Sloth napping is not just a way of life, it's a movement. It's a protest against the monotony of modern society.

We're not just sloths, we're revolutionaries.